So, here is the story as I understand it. (this may be inaccurate because i don't actually know the guys who made this video):
Some dudes decide to take acid and see how hilarious they are. They left one dude in a room by himself, pressed record and let the hilarity ensue. Here is that audio as represented by an animated lizard.
p.s. Liam Lynch was one of the creators of The Sifl and Olly Show, that's why this is so hilarious.
It turns out that poor little new Dad Alfie, is NOT the Baby Daddy afterall!
Scandal hit news rags across the pond today when it was revealed that DNA tests showed a negative result. Apparently, the little 15 year old Mom slutted it up all over the place, sleeping with a reported half a dozen boys at school (not at the same time I hope...gross, sorry). It isn't really that surprising though, considering that the girl's own mother was the one with the idea to tell Alfie that she was still a virgin, and always faithful to him. That's a class act family, huh?
At this point, I'm not even sure if Alfie even had sex with her, or if he even knows what it is.
Since I watch alot of daytime tv, I saw a commercial for one of the most confusing things I have seen in a long time: Disney Farm Fresh Eggs. WTF?! I don't get it. They are regular eggs with little disney stamps on them. I tried to find out how much they cost, but I couldn't find anything online. I'm going to look for them in grocery stores, because my guess is that there is a hefty mark up for the tarded little rubber stamp.
Here is a tip. If you need to get Disney eggs to get your kids to eat, why not buy a rubber stamp for two bucks and stamp your own damn eggs.
The commercial shows the egg in a perfect mickey head shape. Yeah right. First, I doubt that the mould comes with the eggs, and second I doubt that it works. Stupid ploy, but again, why not just buy your own cookie cutter or mould. There is no need to spend the money on this crap.
This is the dumbest product I've ever seen. Disney Farm Fresh Eggs: FAIL.
Apparently MickyD's has summoned the spirit of Quiznos Creature style humor and decided that their Filet-O-Fish is their most hilarious sandwich. Needless to say, I love it.
Sad news. My application to the "Best Job In The World" was rejected. Apparently, even though it was timed precisely to be a few frames below :60, they claim that the runtime was 1:01. One second over the time limit. WTF!!
I know that this is a bunch of crap, and I'm not alone. They actually have a press release stating that there are a large number of people in my same situation. Everyone that was rejected did have the opportunity to edit it down and resubmit it, however I was informed that my application was rejected about 5 hours after the deadline. So I couldn't resubmit.
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