I have The Mentality Of A 5 Year Old....

...because I laughed really hard at this picture.

Try Not To Pee Your Pants While Watching This

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Nice Leg Tits

I already have this blog linked as one of my favorites, but I was just so grossed out by this recent post that I have to make sure to direct you all to it.

This tattoo was NOT well thought out.

Something To Ponder: Got Milk?

Why are the cows udders in Disney Classic Cartoons so HUGE?!?!

Millions Of Women Like Yourself....

Me And Bill Love Fail Blog

http://www.viddler.com/explore/failblog/videos

I'm Thinking Of Cutting My Hair

(you might be asking yourself, "self: what the fuck does this post have to do with WTF the blog?"....exactly)

Mermaid On Land

I have a friend who is a mermaid (wtf, for real?...yeah, for real.) and she is in a music video. Here it is. Enjoy.

Excellent mermaiding Linden. Keep up the good work.

Fun With Trailers

Here are a few prime examples of how editing and music selection can change the game.

I Believe That's A Matter Of Opinion

Nobody is better than Catholics at invoking sex-based guilt.

Why You Should Not Home School Your Children

They might end up being annoying smart ass anti-social dorks. Like Evan OH'Dorney.

I Had No Idea This Was An Issue...

Comfort Wipe - watch more funny videos

This Angel Guy Just Felt Me Up

Thanks for the find Vicky!

Germans Really Know How To Pull A Good Prank

Absolutely Hilarious Bathroom Mirror Prank - Watch more Pranks

Proceed With Caution

Not Again

*sigh*

Ridiculous Wikipedia Pages #1

I am starting a new feature to this Blog, Ridiculous Wikipedia Pages, which I hope will become a regular feature. The first entry:

Panties

Favorite excerpts: 

Panties are made of a variety of materials and fabrics including satin, silk, pvc, cotton, nylon, mesh, lace, rawhide, leather, latex,lycra, and/or polyester.

Edible panties are sold in novelty or sex shops

women in flattering and provocative panties and lingerie have become a staple of several functions of male and lesbian popular culture

At some colleges, there have been panty raids.

Many female celebrities wear briefs; for instance, Paris Hilton wears plain white hi-cut Hanes briefs

I would also like you to take note of the woman wearing the gray panties. Why is there a wet spot? WTF?!

If You Are Going To Be My Girlfriend Please Don't Dump Me After I Like You

I know quite a few people that will remember this cherished sound byte. It's an oldie but goodie.

Be sure to stop by the amazing website. I just can't put in to words how sad it is, so I'll let michael speak for himself. 

I wonder if he ever ended up finding a girlfriend.....

Geriatric Style Same In All Species

Today is Chanel's 21st Birthday (120 in dog years). She officially became the world's oldest dog last September when Bella, a labrador, died of a heart attack at the age of 29 (203 in dog years). She will be celebrating her birthday at the New York Dog Spa and Hotel. 

The only thing she is missing is a gold beaded chain for her glasses. *hint hint*(gift idea!)

Patient Zero

Attention Freaked Out Americans:

After extensive research (and stealing other people's pictures from facebook)I have finally uncovered patient zero of this swine flu pandemic. I will be alerting the CDC immediately so that an adequate vaccine can be produced, and Joe Biden and his family can safely ride the subaway again.

Thank you for your patience.