Saturday, May 30, 2009

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Not Again

Ridiculous Wikipedia Pages #1

I am starting a new feature to this Blog, Ridiculous Wikipedia Pages, which I hope will become a regular feature. The first entry:

Favorite excerpts: 

Panties are made of a variety of materials and fabrics including satinsilkpvccottonnylonmeshlacerawhideleatherlatex,lycra, and/or polyester.

Edible panties are sold in novelty or sex shops

women in flattering and provocative panties and lingerie have become a staple of several functions of male and lesbian popular culture

At some colleges, there have been panty raids.

Many female celebrities wear briefs; for instance, Paris Hilton wears plain white hi-cut Hanes briefs

I would also like you to take note of the woman wearing the gray panties. Why is there a wet spot? WTF?!

If You Are Going To Be My Girlfriend Please Don't Dump Me After I Like You

I know quite a few people that will remember this cherished sound byte. It's an oldie but goodie.

Be sure to stop by the amazing website. I just can't put in to words how sad it is, so I'll let michael speak for himself. 

I wonder if he ever ended up finding a girlfriend.....

Geriatric Style Same In All Species

Today is Chanel's 21st Birthday (120 in dog years). She officially became the world's oldest dog last September when Bella, a labrador, died of a heart attack at the age of 29 (203 in dog years). She will be celebrating her birthday at the New York Dog Spa and Hotel

The only thing she is missing is a gold beaded chain for her glasses. *hint hint*(gift idea!)

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Patient Zero

Attention Freaked Out Americans:

After extensive research (and stealing other people's pictures from facebook)I have finally uncovered patient zero of this swine flu pandemic. I will be alerting the CDC immediately so that an adequate vaccine can be produced, and Joe Biden and his family can safely ride the subaway again.

Thank you for your patience.