Friday, February 27, 2009

Recession Temper Tantrums?


I don't know about you, but when I think of France I immediately think of Fondu and of drinking wine out of a baby bottle. What? You don't? 

Well you might if you go to a "hip, new" restaurant in SoHo (as if there were any other kind) . La Caves de Fondu is deciding to go the route of a famous french fondu bar, Le Refuge des Fondu by serving up their Pinot with a nipple. 

Personally, I think this is really creepy. And if you happened to catch the 11 o'clock NY4 news and saw the news coverage, then you'll find the owner equally creepy. Shameless, disturbing gimmick. This restaurant will definitely not be added to my list of restaurants to visit. 

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Prediction


I am predicting that we will soon see musicians and celebrities coming out by the droves in PSAs and "We Are The World" type musical compilations pleading for people to volunteer their time and donate to food banks to help ease the growing population of homeless and hungry in the country. 

Why don't you cut them off at the chase and  give some cans to your local food bank or donate to the Red Cross or Feed The Children. Lets not be like certain Republicans, who shall remain unnamed (rick santelli), screaming and ranting about not wanting to help our neighbors. America is not heartless, so let's prove it. 

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Why Did This Happen?

This is the ultimate WTF of all WTFs.  



Friday, February 20, 2009

This Is Why I'm Hot

For those of you who haven't heard, I made an application video to apply for The Best Job In The World. I think it came out pretty good, but decide for yourself....


video

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

You Have GOT To Be Kidding ME!!!

I have to say that I am completely outraged at today's NY Post cartoon by Delonas. It's not funny, it's not smart, its not clever, and it certainly lacks all class and tact. It is really disgusting. I keep looking at it thinking that I must be missing something and it can't possibly be as racists as I think it is. But no, I think I'm completely right and this is a blatant show of ignorance. I wasn't going to post the picture, but I'd rather have you see it here than give the website tons of hits. 





Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Apparently Sara Spencer Loves Michael Jackson

I'm sure everyone has googled themselves, but did you ever think to do a YouTube search of your name? 

I did. Here's what I found.





But the best one I found was for Lisa Johnson. This is great, lol.


Monday, February 16, 2009

Too Much Even For WTF

I happened to stumble across a video on YouTube that is so wtf gross that I didn't even want to post the actual video in this blog.

But for those of you who are curious, here it is.

Friday, February 13, 2009

A Special Treat For Emerson Alumns

You're Welcome


Baby Baby's Daddy


Little Alfie Patton, 13, and Chantelle Steadman, 15,  just gave birth to a bouncing baby girl. No, seriously.

As shocking as this story is, the thing that shocks me the most is that I am not really all that shocked by this story. When I was in 7th grade there was a girl who was pregnant. Do the math and you'll realize that both the girl and the boy were about 12 years old. As if that wasn't bad enough, just one year later no less than 4 girls in my 8th grade class were pregnant. Those kids must be in high school by now. Scary. 

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Pump It Up


I'm not going to beat a dead horse here by talking about the "Octuplets Mom" and all the fucked up things about her, except.....you seriously expect us to believe that you have NEVER had plastic surgery? Give me a break! WTF?!

Yet More Proof Of Why People Who Like Cats Are Weird



Thanks for the find b_trav!

You Owe Me A Weekend


Steven Parnell, you and your Peanut Corp Of America are dick holes!

I'm not going to speak for the hundreds of people who were sick, nor for those unfortunate ones who died. I'm speaking for myself. You basically stole 4 days of my life when I got sick from eating some freakin peanut butter crackers (too bad I found out about the recall one day after I ate them). And now we find out that you knew you were selling diseased peanut butter, and you didn't care. In fact, you hurried the shipment because you were going to lose some money. I hope you lose everything. You deserve jail time, and I hope that you get sued for everything you're worth. It's people like you that put this country in the crapper.... literally and figuratively.

WTF?!?! Would you think? How could this possibly have had a good outcome? You sell to people that provide to schools, nursing homes and crisis management. Ask yourself, was it really worth it?...and then stop pleading the 5th and take what's coming to you.



I'll Take Gordon Any Way I Can Get Him

Tonight is Parody night. I love, love, love these Little Gordon Ramsay parodys. Thanks Marisa, for introducing them to me a while ago. 






Teen Wolf, The Real Story.

This is a pretty long, but very awesome Teen Wolf parody. Trust me, you won't feel like you wasted 7 minutes of your life, not at all.


Monday, February 9, 2009

Christian meets David.... hilarity ensues

Some genius out there merged two of my favorite YouTube celebrities of the week. Congrats random guy, I salute you. Keep up the good work.

Faithful followers, enjoy:


Friday, February 6, 2009

This Makes My Uterus Hurt

New ethical questions are swirling around the California mother that just gave birth to Octuplets. It turns out that not only does she have 6 other babies (also through IVF) but she hasn't held a job for years, is living off of disability insurance, is single and lives with her parents. 

WTF!?!?!

That is so incredibly selfish and irresponsible. Some may say that I'm being judgemental about this, and I will agree with them. I am judging that this woman should have had a mental evaluation before her doctor agreed to do this. I think that she is clearly deluded and thinks that she can support all these babies on love and mother's milk. She's nuts. 

It will certainly take a village to raise these children, a village worth of tax money. (that sounds so republican of me, I'm sorry, but i hate to say that it is probably true). You have to be a super celeb duo (brad & angie) to even think about being able to afford 14 children. There are already rumors of her seeking out, or sifting through, or considering (depending on the news channel that you are watching) many money making opportunities for all these babies.  Sorry, but we already have John & Kate plus 8, and Sulema plus 14 just doesn't have the same ring to it. 

 


Tiddy Bear Update!

So, it turns out that the Tiddy Bear IS IN FACT REAL! 

Here is another informercial featuring Dee and Marcia explaining the name. It's still hilarious. 

"My seat belt was so tight I could hardly breath" Um, just loosen it! WTF? 



Thanks for the research Linden. 

The WTF Blanket

Thanks for the link Jenny! 


Thursday, February 5, 2009

How Many Stereotypes Can One Woman Prove?


An elderly woman in South Korea has failed her driving test a staggering 771 times since 2005, spending over $3000 on the failed attempts. 

This story pretty much writes itself. 

Is This Real LIfe?

I hope that this trip to the dentist doesn't lead this kid to a life time of  'shroom abuse. 



Boobies On The Brain


wtf is up with my boob theme today? It must be a full moon or something. 

Love Works In Mysterious Ways

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Gazoongas


Being denied her 9th boob job (by the state of Texas of all places) because she reached the legal limit of silicone allowed in a human body, Sheyla Hershey traveled to Brazil. For Sheyla, a full gallon of silicone filling her 34FFFs just wasn't enough and the laundry list of health risks (including death) was no hurdle. She set a guiness record for her massively unnecessary 38KKKs. She was quoted as saying "I want to look better each day, every day. Everybody’s got a dream inside, you know? And, it’s good when you can make your dream come true."

Forget dreams, it's more like delusions. You should have saved that money for therapy. Asshole. 

Here's a rule of thumb that I think every woman considering implants should follow. The combined volume of both breasts should not be more than the volume of your brain. It's all about proportions, people!

The WHAT Bear?!

Do you have a problem with your car's shoulder strap? No, I don't either, but this is a good excuse to say titty, i mean, tiddy. 





I don't know if this is real or not, but I can't stop laughing.