Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Holiday Cheer By The Glass

If you're like me and you love egg nog, you'll love these videos from Science Friday . Feel safe in knowing that this Christmas the only thing that will make you sick in that egg nog is too much booze (if it's made the right way)





Watch this one for "more scientific research"




I think I'll try this next year.

Friday, December 11, 2009

The 80's version of Match.com

I wonder how many of these guys ended up chatting online with babes all day....and are training to be cage fighters.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Vitamin 34C


A new study out of Germany found that men who gaze at women's breasts at least once daily could increase their life expectency by up to 5 years. And all this time we thought they were being pervy! My favorite line "she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes". Classy.

So come on ladies, undo that top button...your man's life depends on it.

Happy In Paraguay

Hmm, I want apple juice.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Forgive Me, I'm A Couple Weeks Late

Sorry I'm late but on November 10th Sesame Street celebrated it's 40th anniversary. I've gathered a few of the more memorable, funny and unbelievable videos from the earlier years, before those pesky standardized tests screwed everything up.











This Video Belongs Here

Sorry about this one, but it really does belong on this blog.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Happy Holidays


I know Thanksgiving is still a week away, but I wanted to get a jump on wishing everyone a Happy Holiday Season!

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Nostalgia

There's nothing crazy about this video, but it brought back some memories. I just happen to see a lot of myself in little Harry Heckman.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Close Call!!

Reason #78 why you shouldn't drink by yourself

Why Didn't I Think Of This?

Every once in a while something will come along that is so creative and cool that I really really wish I had thought of it. This music video, Her Morning Elegance by Oren Lavie, is definitely one of those things. I'm probably going to download this song now, it's really growing on me.

Enjoy.

We Came, We Saw, We Kicked It's Ass

My hat goes off to the guy that created this music video. This must have taken more hours that I would have had patience for....ever. But, i'm glad he did it. Nice job!

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Everybody Loves It....Accidental Porn!!

If you google "accidental porn" you'll come up with a virtual library of unintentional naughtiness. Here are a couple of my favorites:








Enjoy being secretly perverted! :)

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Was The West Ever This Wild?

Thank you CollegeHumor.com for adding a hilarious twist to this already pretty damn hilarious video.



Sunday, October 18, 2009

Who Likes Sausages?!

Here is an actual commercial from Fiji. They are seriously proud of their meat over there.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Don't Smash These Pumpkins

Happy October! Click here to learn how to carve awesome pumpkins like this one:

Monday, September 28, 2009

Chick or Dude?


I took this picture of a mural on the subway. I cannot figure out if this is supposed to be a man, or a woman. Either way, it is very creepy. Please weigh in.


Sunday, September 27, 2009

Ni Hao

This gives a whole new meaning to "reach out and touch someone"




Sunday, September 20, 2009

What Do Obama And Unicorns Have In Common?


Absolutely nothing, except for both being the muse of artist Dan Lacey. Check out these websites to browse his magical paintings depicting Obama's crisis solving secret weapon, pancakes, and plenty of nudity (yes, I do believe we see both sets of Sarah Palin's lips in the above pic. Gross)



If I lived in a dorm room, I would probably have this one hanging on the wall

I love this guy! LOL

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Ernie A-Nasty

Who knew that there was such a gem behind the anchor desk in NYC. You may notice on your facebook news feed this week that a lot of people are posting the blooper by the Fox 5 News Anchor Ernie Anastos, where he tells the weather guy to keep fucking a chicken. It's pretty funny, as you can see below, but it's not the only gaff he's made....





Not a blooper, but the hair is def laughable





Zombie Season

Since fall is my favorite season, and Halloween is my favorite holiday (behind Christmas and Thanksgiving) I wanted to help get everyone in the spirit of the season with these Zombie videos!

Enjoy!




Excellent parody of Zombie Kid




The Japanese are so mean! However, it does make for some good tv.




Singing Zombies

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Tay Zonday....The Next Great Singer Songwriter?

Not exactly. But by all means, judge for yourself....



Here he is on Jimmy Kimmel








(I actually like this one! well, maybe like is too strong of a word...it is very entertaining)




OMG, I can't stop. He has a ton of videos on You Tube. Watch them when you come home from a night of drinking instead of posting inappropriate things on your friend's facebook walls. You'll thank me in the morning.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Why I Wish Anderson Cooper Was Straight So I Could Marry Him

If you love The Soup, or if you love Anderson Cooper 360, you may have already seen this. But it was so amazing that I had to post it.

I love you Anderson Cooper, you Silver Fox!

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Does A Bear Scat In The Woods?

Slow news day Fox News? Did you run out of stories to scare and mislead the American public, so you had arts and crafts time?

This is one of the funniest news broadcasts I have seen in a long time. I'm still laughing as I type this! I think that whoever produced this must have been on drugs. I mean, who comes up with a squirrel puppet saying "I'm good. I'm faster than a bear", other than someone completely stoned, or Marisa Rindone?

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Ultimate Source Of Incredulity


Go to this website

please be sure to look at all the pictures and videos. You will find yourself wondering WTF is up with this guy, many many many times. Guaranteed!!!

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Friday, August 14, 2009

Just Dance!!

This guy can clearly feel the music. But personally, I am a bigger fan of the guy in the green t-shirt.

Friday, August 7, 2009

Man Claims Framed By Cat


So, apparently cats are downloading kiddie porn. Perhaps he meant to type "kittie" porn...still underage though, so not really a good excuse. Of course that makes much more sense than its owner being a disgusting dirtbag.

Read about it.

Deez Nuts

I love how the cop can't help but laugh.


Thursday, August 6, 2009

Who Knew Anteaters Were So Hilarious?!


I certainly did not. I always thought that the amazing "Fuck You. I'm An Anteater" picture (seen below) was a fluke. But it looks as though I was wrong.

Here is the proof:


























I Hate Nature

I have The Mentality Of A 5 Year Old....


...because I laughed really hard at this picture.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Nice Leg Tits

I already have this blog linked as one of my favorites, but I was just so grossed out by this recent post that I have to make sure to direct you all to it.

This tattoo was NOT well thought out.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Something To Ponder: Got Milk?






Why are the cows udders in Disney Classic Cartoons so HUGE?!?!

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Millions Of Women Like Yourself....

Me And Bill Love Fail Blog




http://www.viddler.com/explore/failblog/videos

I'm Thinking Of Cutting My Hair


(you might be asking yourself, "self: what the fuck does this post have to do with WTF the blog?"....exactly)

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Mermaid On Land

I have a friend who is a mermaid (wtf, for real?...yeah, for real.) and she is in a music video. Here it is. Enjoy.




Excellent mermaiding Linden. Keep up the good work.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Fun With Trailers

Here are a few prime examples of how editing and music selection can change the game.








Wednesday, June 24, 2009

I Believe That's A Matter Of Opinion

Nobody is better than Catholics at invoking sex-based guilt.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Why You Should Not Home School Your Children

They might end up being annoying smart ass anti-social dorks. Like Evan OH'Dorney.

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Not Again

Ridiculous Wikipedia Pages #1


I am starting a new feature to this Blog, Ridiculous Wikipedia Pages, which I hope will become a regular feature. The first entry:


Favorite excerpts: 

Panties are made of a variety of materials and fabrics including satinsilkpvccottonnylonmeshlacerawhideleatherlatex,lycra, and/or polyester.

Edible panties are sold in novelty or sex shops

women in flattering and provocative panties and lingerie have become a staple of several functions of male and lesbian popular culture

At some colleges, there have been panty raids.

Many female celebrities wear briefs; for instance, Paris Hilton wears plain white hi-cut Hanes briefs

I would also like you to take note of the woman wearing the gray panties. Why is there a wet spot? WTF?!

If You Are Going To Be My Girlfriend Please Don't Dump Me After I Like You

I know quite a few people that will remember this cherished sound byte. It's an oldie but goodie.

Be sure to stop by the amazing website. I just can't put in to words how sad it is, so I'll let michael speak for himself. 

I wonder if he ever ended up finding a girlfriend.....



Geriatric Style Same In All Species



Today is Chanel's 21st Birthday (120 in dog years). She officially became the world's oldest dog last September when Bella, a labrador, died of a heart attack at the age of 29 (203 in dog years). She will be celebrating her birthday at the New York Dog Spa and Hotel

The only thing she is missing is a gold beaded chain for her glasses. *hint hint*(gift idea!)

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Patient Zero


Attention Freaked Out Americans:

After extensive research (and stealing other people's pictures from facebook)I have finally uncovered patient zero of this swine flu pandemic. I will be alerting the CDC immediately so that an adequate vaccine can be produced, and Joe Biden and his family can safely ride the subaway again.

Thank you for your patience.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Pettitte, You And Your Crab Eyes Can SUCK IT!!

We'll miss you Dorothy


R.I.P Bea Arthur
May 13th 1922 ~ April 25th 2009






Congratulations Vicky. Point well scored. 

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

4/20

Happy 4/20, Pot Heads and Experimenters Alike.









Sunday, April 19, 2009

A Tree Grows In Bronchlyn


So, some doctors in Russia say that this dude has a tree growing in his lungs. They claim that he inhaled a seed, the thing germinated and started to grow in his lungs. The picture shows that it is a little green sapling. Yeah Right!

Let's go over some basic ecology: 

Have any of you ever had white asparagus? Do any of you know why it is white? It's because it is grown in the dark. Guess what, plants are green because they need sunlight to produce chlorophyl (which is what makes them green). Guess what isn't inside your lungs. Sunlight. And that's after it has broken out of the ground, I'm not even going to get into the water and nutrients that it needs to germinate. 

Give me a break Russian "Doctors". If you guys are correct and not just trying to get in the news then we need to warn the world that M. Night Shyamalan is right. Plants have evolved and are trying to kill us off. 

Who Wants Some Feta?


As my rommate, Jenni, and I were sitting out in our backyard during the first beautiful day of the season, we noticed this gem sitting under a tree. Who needs this much cheese!?

Thursday, April 16, 2009

This Bitch Shoplifted

Have any of you ever seen a commercial that made you NOT buy the product? I have. I absolutely HATE this Dannon Yogurt commercial. It actually makes me want to punch this girl. I mean, hello, she's stealing! The sound is gross and the way she touches her mouth at the end just really gets to me. And please, her face would be dripping with yogurt! I used to buy this yogurt all the time, and this commercial has actually made me not want to buy it.

Is this too strong of a response to a commercial? I can't wait until I don't watch daytime tv anymore.

 

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Carolina Sphinx


For those of you who watch The Soup you probably saw them talking about Isabella Rossellini's project, Green Porn. It is a series of very short films talking about how animals and bugs have sex. It really makes you pause and think to yourself....am I awake? 

Go here to watch all 10 episodes. I particularly like Whales and Snails. 

Also fun, click on the link to get your green porno name. You can call me Carolina Sphinx. 

Saturday, April 11, 2009

An Easter and Passover Gift

"Easter Bunny"




You may ask yourself, what kind of gift can I possibly give in a blog for these Holy of Holy holidays? This gift is, I'd say, greater even than an easter basket full of peeps and Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs!

I give you the gift of guilt free sex and masturbation! (very handy especially if you are Catholic or Jewish)

WHAT?! you say?  How can I possibly do this? Well, as I was watching a documentary on the History Channel about the bible, I did some research and I came across this amazing/hilarious website. It gives arguments using bible quotes about why masturbation, anal sex and even fisting (what?!) is sanctioned, even encouraged by God himself. 

So if any of you out there have a vibrator still in the package that you got in a bridal shower goody bag, feel free to break it out and give it a go, completely sin free. Just don't forget to "say a prayer of gratitude, thanking the Lord for our bodies, for sexual pleasure, and for masturbation as a means of experiencing the bliss of orgasm"

Happy Easter!!

Friday, April 3, 2009

Attention Jews



Fear not my Kosher friends. You too can join in a little lick-shoot-and-suck with your Mexican buddies (and others wanting an excuse to drink tequila on a sunday afternoon) this Cinco De Mayo with this brand new KOSHER TEQUILA!

L'Chaim!!!

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

I'm In Love With The Seahorses

So, here is the story as I understand it. (this may be inaccurate because i don't actually know the guys who made this video):

Some dudes decide to take acid and see how hilarious they are. They left one dude in a room by himself, pressed record and let the hilarity ensue. Here is that audio as represented by an animated lizard. 

p.s. Liam Lynch was one of the creators of The Sifl and Olly Show, that's why this is so hilarious.


Friday, March 27, 2009

Nice Headgear



Thank you Huffington Post for this unintentionally hilarious picture of Rod Blegojevich. 

Thursday, March 26, 2009

OH SNAP!!! *Baby Baby Daddy: UPDATE*


This just in......

It turns out that poor little new Dad Alfie, is NOT the Baby Daddy afterall!

Scandal hit news rags across the pond today when it was revealed that DNA tests showed a negative result. Apparently, the little 15 year old Mom slutted it up all over the place, sleeping with a reported half a dozen boys at school (not at the same time I hope...gross, sorry). It isn't really that surprising though, considering that the girl's own mother was the one with the idea to tell Alfie that she was still a virgin, and always faithful to him. That's a class act family, huh?

At this point, I'm not even sure if Alfie even had sex with her, or if he even knows what it is. 

Read the whole story here.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Pool Shark Pup

This kid is either going to be the coolest kid ever, or he's going to hit puberty as a full on con-artist. You decide.


Holler at ya boy

Editors at Colbert Report, I bow to you. This is some really great editing. (even though I think Michael Steele is a tool) 


Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Why?


Since I watch alot of daytime tv, I saw a commercial for one of the most confusing things I have seen in a long time: Disney Farm Fresh Eggs. WTF?! I don't get it. They are regular eggs with little disney stamps on them. I tried to find out how much they cost, but I couldn't find anything online. I'm going to look for them in grocery stores, because my guess is that there is a hefty mark up for the tarded little rubber stamp. 

Here is a tip. If you need to get Disney eggs to get your kids to eat, why not buy a rubber stamp for two bucks and stamp your own damn eggs. 

The commercial shows the egg in a perfect mickey head shape. Yeah right. First, I doubt that the mould comes with the eggs, and second I doubt that it works. Stupid ploy, but again, why not just buy your own cookie cutter or mould. There is no need to spend the money on this crap.

This is the dumbest product I've ever seen. Disney Farm Fresh Eggs: FAIL. 


Sunday, March 15, 2009

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Boys or Girls?

I cannot figure out if these are very sexual young Filipino girls, or very gay young Filipino boys. either way, they are totally workin it! 


Friday, March 6, 2009

If It Were You In That Sandwich.....

Has anyone else seen this McDonald's commercial?

Apparently MickyD's has summoned the spirit of Quiznos Creature style humor and decided that their Filet-O-Fish is their most hilarious sandwich. Needless to say, I love it.


Monday, March 2, 2009

Attention Fans


Sad news. My application to the "Best Job In The World" was rejected. Apparently, even though it was timed precisely to be a few frames below :60, they claim that the runtime was 1:01. One second over the time limit. WTF!!

I know that this is a bunch of crap, and I'm not alone. They actually have a press release stating that there are a large number of people in my same situation. Everyone that was rejected did have the opportunity to edit it down and resubmit it, however I was informed that my application was rejected about 5 hours after the deadline. So I couldn't resubmit. 

How bad does that suck?!