You may ask yourself, what kind of gift can I possibly give in a blog for these Holy of Holy holidays? This gift is, I'd say, greater even than an easter basket full of peeps and Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs!
I give you the gift of guilt free sex and masturbation! (very handy especially if you are Catholic or Jewish)
WHAT?! you say? How can I possibly do this? Well, as I was watching a documentary on the History Channel about the bible, I did some research and I came across this amazing/hilarious website. It gives arguments using bible quotes about why masturbation, anal sex and even fisting (what?!) is sanctioned, even encouraged by God himself.
So if any of you out there have a vibrator still in the package that you got in a bridal shower goody bag, feel free to break it out and give it a go, completely sin free. Just don't forget to "say a prayer of gratitude, thanking the Lord for our bodies, for sexual pleasure, and for masturbation as a means of experiencing the bliss of orgasm"