A Tree Grows In Bronchlyn

So, some doctors in Russia say that this dude has a tree growing in his lungs. They claim that he inhaled a seed, the thing germinated and started to grow in his lungs. The picture shows that it is a little green sapling. Yeah Right!

Let's go over some basic ecology: 

Have any of you ever had white asparagus? Do any of you know why it is white? It's because it is grown in the dark. Guess what, plants are green because they need sunlight to produce chlorophyl (which is what makes them green). Guess what isn't inside your lungs. Sunlight. And that's after it has broken out of the ground, I'm not even going to get into the water and nutrients that it needs to germinate. 

Give me a break Russian "Doctors". If you guys are correct and not just trying to get in the news then we need to warn the world that M. Night Shyamalan is right. Plants have evolved and are trying to kill us off.