This just in......
It turns out that poor little new Dad Alfie, is NOT the Baby Daddy afterall!
Scandal hit news rags across the pond today when it was revealed that DNA tests showed a negative result. Apparently, the little 15 year old Mom slutted it up all over the place, sleeping with a reported half a dozen boys at school (not at the same time I hope...gross, sorry). It isn't really that surprising though, considering that the girl's own mother was the one with the idea to tell Alfie that she was still a virgin, and always faithful to him. That's a class act family, huh?
At this point, I'm not even sure if Alfie even had sex with her, or if he even knows what it is.
Read the whole story here.