Wednesday, February 4, 2009


Being denied her 9th boob job (by the state of Texas of all places) because she reached the legal limit of silicone allowed in a human body, Sheyla Hershey traveled to Brazil. For Sheyla, a full gallon of silicone filling her 34FFFs just wasn't enough and the laundry list of health risks (including death) was no hurdle. She set a guiness record for her massively unnecessary 38KKKs. She was quoted as saying "I want to look better each day, every day. Everybody’s got a dream inside, you know? And, it’s good when you can make your dream come true."

Forget dreams, it's more like delusions. You should have saved that money for therapy. Asshole. 

Here's a rule of thumb that I think every woman considering implants should follow. The combined volume of both breasts should not be more than the volume of your brain. It's all about proportions, people!

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