Don't worry, if you weren't able to make it to an inaugural ball, you can download "At Last" and "Hail To The Chief" on iTunes.
Madam First Lady, I am very jealous of your super toned arms. I love how your dress shows them off.
Also, I love how Jill Biden seems to be totally clueless that everything she says and does now is going to be painfully scrutinized. You wear your tall boots and strapless dresses to your hearts content. I'll be cheering you on all the way. (p.s. your arms are pretty damn awesome too)